theangryviolinist:

do re mi fa so done with this semester

(Source: angrykoreanguy)

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

pincuo:

i always want boys to like me but the second i find out a boy likes me i feel uncomfortable and i distance myself from him

ethiopienne:

"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile)